Fly highhh

Ask me anything   I'm Olivia.
Scotia, New York.
Student at SUNY Oneonta
19 years old
The rest, you can figure out yourself!

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via punchincuntsburninblunts)

— 51 minutes ago with 100618 notes

whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

— 55 minutes ago with 10592 notes

dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

image

i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

(via coolselfie)

— 58 minutes ago with 109143 notes
Dispatcher:911, whats your emergency?
Me:Is ya'll hiring?
— 59 minutes ago with 151737 notes

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(via coolselfie)

— 1 hour ago with 444593 notes

jamehcook:

grapes with seeds can go to hell

(via cumfort)

— 1 hour ago with 119329 notes