Fuck Love, Give me Diamonds

Ask me anything   I'm Olivia.
Scotia, New York.
Student at SUNY Oneonta
19 years old
The rest, you can figure out yourself!

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 2 days ago with 354266 notes

dettolmami:

My mom just said, “Miley ah try change di world now, like she name Miley Serious”

(via beyondhighh)

— 2 days ago with 512 notes

name-in-a-hat:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

(via punchincuntsburninblunts)

— 2 days ago with 161564 notes
katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

(Source: neilaglet, via laughawayeternity)

— 3 days ago with 219925 notes
"A mistake repeated more than once is a decision."
Paulo Coelho  (via seulray)

(via yeahgrl)

— 6 days ago with 94219 notes

people who say ‘nom nom nom’ when they eat

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(Source: panerasexual, via yeahgrl)

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krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

(via owitseric)

— 1 week ago with 60703 notes

danielle-son:

guidogains:

danielle-son    IF YOU DO NOT GET ME THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY I AM DONE WITH YOU.

ONLY IF YOU GET ME THE SAME FREAKING ONE.

(Source: leanaisnotabanana)

— 1 week ago with 284994 notes

me-luh:

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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Haha my sister just bad mouths the traffic light on the regular. it’s annoyingly amusing

— 1 week ago with 107281 notes

me-luh:

why am i a potato

— 1 week ago with 1 note